We will not bore you with much dialog in this blog. We want pictures only. Please be creative and send them to utahjazzfans2008@gmail.com. I also invite hate mail from the weak and low Rocket fans.
We have tried posting pictures on an anti-Jazz site (see http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=146831&page=1&pp=20), and the moderators will not allow us access. Thus....the blog.
Be sure to click on the picture to see them with better clarity...
Enjoy and go JAZZ!!!!!!
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Hey Dikembe.....
Please raise your hand and show us how many more years until you can qualify for Medicare-
Thanks.
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Ever wonder what Yao has been up to these days?
You know...just making a few extra $$$
He is also trying out his luck as a model. . . . Which, as you can see, isnt going very well.
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Hey Dikembe.....
Please raise your hand and show us how many more years until you can qualify for Medicare-
Thanks.
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“Right this way Mr. Mutombo…. Don’t you worry… we will take good care of you here. We have BINGO night, Shuffle Board, and if you are good…we will make you an Ensure Shake with plenty of fiber...”
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Ever wonder what Yao has been up to these days?
You know...just making a few extra $$$
He is also trying out his luck as a model. . . . Which, as you can see, isnt going very well.------------------------------------
We are happy to announce that there has been a Yao sighting in Houston. According to early reports Yao has been hired by the front office as the official manicure and pedicure specialist - Hey if you can win you might as well look good in defeat! (Special Thanks to Jed on this Picture)
On another note, there are conspiracy theorists that say Yao's injury was faked because he in fact is a female and became pregnant and gave birth. . . I dont know, judge for yourself.....
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What has T-Choke been up to since he guaranteed a first round playoff win in 2007? Lets take a look......
Well after a lot of crying.......................
And even more crying...............................
And even more crying.........................................
He decided to come back for his 11th season to try and crack the first round, but we can all guess how that is going to end. 
Failure, just like we are used to with T-Choke.
Better luck next year Houston.
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Nothing says "I am a Rockets fan" like singing.....
This left me speechless. This does not happen too often. This may be funny to some, but to normal people (Jazz fans), this was tooooo much.
How To Be A Rockets Fan 101
(Click link above)
Nothing says "I am a Rockets fan" like singing.....
This left me speechless. This does not happen too often. This may be funny to some, but to normal people (Jazz fans), this was tooooo much.
How To Be A Rockets Fan 101
(Click link above)
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That is some funny stuff! Keep it up, this will entertain me all day! GO JAZZ!!!!!
Thank you Alyssa. Please pass the URL to your friends. Have them email us creative pieces to post and showcase the Rockets ability (or lack thereof)to beat us, thus always sucking exhaust of the Jazz.
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