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David Stern's Puppet Show

It has been a while since the last post. The Rockets series really took it out of us. But, glad to see them gone.

But we are back, with one post and one post only about the L.A. Fakers. I believe that everyone has a destiny. Often times, we make decisions that could alter or affect the end result. However, David Stern, being the omnipotent commissioner he is, is taking it upon himself to successfully bring the Lakers and Celtics into the Finals once again. Even Laker sports writers see it.

Click here to see what Laker writers are saying about it

When Stern was asked, what would it be like to get those two teams in the finals again, he simply smiled like a moron. He wants it. So, (I hate to say this) but sorry to Hornets, Spurs, Pistons, Magic, Cavs, and Jazz. You are battling more than your opponents. You are fighting The Man of the NBA (National Betting Association)...

Please join us in calling the season good after your team is out. No more watching this Puppet Master doing his thing.

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And the crying continues

Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa. . . . Poor Rick Adelman and T-Choke. . . . . Do they ever give credit to there opponents or do they always make excuses and cry??

Adelman wants the NBA to look at what he considers the Wrestlemania-type tactics that have limited McGrady's success, especially in the fourth quarter.

"You have to look at the tape and send it in to the league," Adelman told the Houston Chronicle. "Hopefully, they will look at it and say, 'This isn't right.' But for the most part, that's asking someone else to do what you have to do. You have to respond."

Kyle Korver says it very well in this quote:

"I think we are playing him physical," Korver said, "but we're not playing him dirty. I think it's just a bunch of complaining. But whatever. They can say whatever they want to say but we're not hitting 'em with flagrant fouls. . . . We're just playing physical. We're just playing hard"

Oh T-Choke, its pronounced "Derrin" but I figure after he sends you home packing for the second straight year you will probably learn how to say his name correctly. Oh and by the way, how many times have you been to the Conference Finals??? Or even out of the first round?? That right Deron has done both. Enjoy the offseason.

Well at least T-Choke is on the cover of a video game - - NBA Live 00-08 (The Non-Playoff Edition. If you use T-Choke's team you can't make it out of the first round)

Or you could try this game out - Yao makes a wonderful fishing guide.


And dont forget to watch the remake of Rush Hour 3 - It was filmed in early spring of 2007, when T-Choke and Yao had nothing to do. They will make a sequel in early May 2008 once they exit the playoffs early once again.

60 Percent

60% shooting at the foul line will get you a home court loss in the opening round of the playoffs. I think Carlos Boozer and Andrei Kirilenko were thinking they were in the wrong profession last night when they stood at the foul line - This is more representative of the way Carlos and Andrei looked at the charity stripe last night -

With that being said: the Jazz played a terrible, terrible game, and only lost by 2 points. We will look for a big bounce back game on Saturday night and will let Carlos and AK redeem themselves at the free throw line as well.

Here are a few other statistics that represent 60% -
-More Than 60 Percent of Arabs OK Violent Response to Western Interference
-Foreclosures up 60 percent on year
-Nearly 60 Percent of Counties Report Meth as Largest Drug Problem
-60 percent of South Carolina Tattoo artists tested were infected with hep C
-60 % of young Americans, ages 18-24, can't locate Iraq on a map of the Middle East
-60 percent of Americans are worried about bird flu
-'60 percent of what you say is crap'
-60 Percent of Doctors Reject Darwinism
-About 60 percent of chicken genes have close cousins in human DNA
-60 Percent Of Women Get Lap Dances
-EAT OILY FISH ONCE A WEEK AND REDUCE YOUR RISK OF ALZHEIMER’S BY 60 PERCENT. MAYBE.
-60 Percent Of Americans Are Commie Socialists

Did you know: Sixty is a composite number with divisors 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 12, 15, 20, 30, making it also a highly composite number. Because 60 is the sum of its unitary divisors (excluding itself), it is a unitary perfect number. Being ten times a perfect number, 60 is a semiperfect number.

Wide Open from 15 Feet

We promised to not bore you with a lot of reading, but this is a vent. Pick a number between 1 and 100....................how does "60" sound? More specifically, 60.6, as in 60.6%. When you you get 33 free throw attempts in a game and convert on 20 of those, you cannot expect to win.


In usual T-choke fashion, he disappeared in the 4th quarter. However, he got bailed out because of our "money" players.

AK's line - 5 points, 2 rebounds, 1 block, 4 turn overs and 4 fouls. He makes "roughly" $165,000 per game.

(5 points) x ($24,500 per point) = $122,500
(2 rebounds) x ($15,500 per rebound) = $31,000
(1 block) x ($11,500 per block) = $11,500

I would rather invest in landfills in New Jersey.

Ideas for Rockets players on how to spend their summer

We are trying to help the Rocket's players out and give them some ideas on how to spend the rest of there summers - Here are a few suggestions -


Mutombo could try being a spokesman for Depends . . . .



Rafer, Dikembe, Rudy T, and Stevie Francis could try opening up a fishing expedition retreat....




Yao could see what Carny life is all about.......

Scola, Shane Floppier and Rick Adelman could try and keep the water safe for all to swim in....

T-Choke: The Magician now playing at Circus Circus in Las Vegas. (thanks to http://jazzfanz.com/)

Adelman needs to practice this phrase "Would you like to Biggie size that?"

That or "Welcome to Wal-Mart!"

But on thing is for sure - Darth Mutombo should not try and play professional softball.......

Mutombo isn't welcome on my company softball team

Check out this wonderful melody....

Wa Wa Wa Wa

You can hear it 1,450 miles away - the Houston Rockets and its whining fan base still crying. Look at the amount of crying that there is out there, and its not just the Houston fans, its the local media and players as well. Take a look for yourself.

Channel 11 - KHOU

Jonathan Feigen - Houston Chronicle

Rick Adelman & T-Choke

Houston Fans

More Rockets Fans

More Rockets Fans Blaming the Officials and not T-Chokes 1 Point Performance In The 4th Quarter

T-Choke Whining Yet Again

There is just a small taste of the crying and complaining that T-Choke and his fans have displayed. Ask yourself this question - was it a foul? The answer from all of the national media and analysts - YES. Funny thing is they fail to mention that on the play before that Shane (Flop) Battier hacked AK two plays prior while AK was going for the rebound, no call. The following Jazz possession Scola got a rebound and proceeded to step out of bounds, no call. Oh T-Choke and crew also failed to mention the fact that Aaron (Chris Rock wannabe) Brooks put on a full on football style block on D-Will in the third quarter, no call. Do you hear D-Will whining? Sure don't.

Rockets fans, when you have one of the biggest flopper's in the league in Battier you have no room to complain. Also, we wont even go on about how T-Choke flops all over the court every play, and if he gets looked at wrong he gets a call from the officials. So Houston lets keep the crying to a minimum next game ok.

What is D-Will's response to all of this crying?

"If they are going to say they lost because they couldnt hit shots, and don't give us credit for our defense, then we missed a lot of lay-ups and therefore should have won by 20 instead. If that is what they want to say."

Dont mention the fact that your were misrable at the free throw line. Or the fact that T-Choke disappeared in the 4th quarter, no that was definately not the reason you lost Houston. Keep placing blame everywhere else. This look from Darth Mutombo says it all: